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How to listen to a sermon:

1.     A museum - Interesting to look at, but hopelessly outdated.

2.     Department store - Just looking, thank you.

3.     Luxury store - I can’t afford that!

4.     Pitchfork - Send it on to someone who really needs to hear it.

5.     Pastor - Yep, the pastor should be doing that.

6.     The perfect way - Lord, what will you have me to do?